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Tiverton Bear Dark Lager


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 11:08:53 AM EST

November 15th in the year of our Lord, may he bless the geographically challenged, (where the hell is Tiverton?), 2004.

Tiverton Bear Dark Lager,
Authentic Canadian Beer.
Steelback Brewery,
Tiverton Ontario.

All members were present for this tasting.

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Lucky Lager beer


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 10:41:47 AM EST

October 25. in the year of our Lord may he bless me for it soon All Saints Day! Also known as my birthday, 2004
Lucky Lager beer,
Labatt Breweries,
Canada.

The beer of the day was the Original Lucky Lager beer, Labatt Breweries, Canada. (Inspired by an old California recipe).
The Committee members were all present. Easy to put that down eh wot? Let the pissing and whinning begin.

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Moosehead Pale Ale


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 10:33:07 AM EST

October 11th in the year of our Lord may He Bless the National bird almost to be of the U.S.A. (If Ben Franklin had his way anyhoo), the turkey, for it is Thanksgiving in Canada, 2004. I am doing this pile of gibberish in a new format so bear with me folks.

Moosehead Pale Ale,
Moosehead Brewing Co.,
(Canadas oldest brewing co.)
St. John
New Brunswick

The Tasters of the day were: Me (Devoid), the guy with the white hat, yes it's true I am the good guy, I don't care what Nemsis says I am the good guy, I am aren't I. We will take a poll! All those in favour of me being the good guy, (I write these words, I make the whole world not sing), so if you don't want anymore of these words vote for Duffuss and not me. Just a little note, not meant to sway votes in either direction, but I am writing this just before Hallow-een so is he on the ball or not. NOT! I digress, which is much better than having him undress, but no where near as having Red undress, which is something we all are looking forward to, or backward to if you are so inclined. Wow! The other tasters were: Liam the fish monger and Jack the book binder. So, so, I can't think of anything else to say, so. Oh the hell with it, off we go.

In the beginning God created beer. The End.

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Formosa Springs cold filtered draft


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 04:40:24 AM EST

September 5th in the year of our Lord, may He bless working class Slobs like Nemsis and Devoid for they must toil and get their hands dirty to earn their daily bread, 2004. Amen.

Formosa Springs cold filtered draft,
Formosa Springs Brewery,
Formosa, Ontario.

The beer of the day was, Ta Ta!!!! Formosa Springs cold filtered draft, Formosa Springs Brewery, Formosa, Ontario.
Tasters present where: Devoid, Nemsis, Liam and Jack. Red was awol again. This is wearing thin Shelley! Let the swilling begin! If I am repeating myself folks, it is because I am running out of synonyms for the lushy art of beer drinking. Sorry! Go.

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Belle-Vue Kriek


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 04:27:43 AM EST

September 12th in the year of our Lord, may He Bless the movers and shakers, for some of us will move and some of us will shake, 2004. Amen. Go!

Belle-Vue Kriek,
Brussels,
Belgium.

The fancy dancy capped crap of the day was: Belle-Vue Kriek, Brussels, Belgium. They should stick to breeding horsies says I. If you don't like what I write, too damned bad, do it yourself.
Tasters of the day where: Devoid, Nemsis, Liam and Jack. Still no Red. Red is giving us the blues, hee, hee! Get it dummies?

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TWO TASTINGS FROM THE CROWS NEST


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 04:17:25 AM EST

August 26th in the year of our Lord, may he bless those who blaze new trails, for we did, 2004.

This was a day for an experiment. The mighty Nemsis and the intrepid Devoid sallied forth to taste in a pub environment. It has been done by the 'Committee' before but not quite in this way. On the last occasion we took our ballots to our local and had patrons fill them out. This of course gave the two of us plenty of ammunition to insult and otherwise bellittle these ignorant lumps. In a new pub with no one about that we weren't sure would not beat us about the head and shoulders if we got a little personal we had no one to pick on but each other. This is the result. The Pub in question was The Crows Nest, Prospect St., Newmarket, Ont. A fine little Pub with an English style bar. We tasted two different brews and I shall put them both on the same page.

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Wolfgang's German Style Beer


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 03:57:10 AM EST

August 19th in the year of our Lord, may He bless the children, for my oldest daughter graced us with her presence for a tasting, 2004.

Wolfgang's German Style Beer,
Brewed for Skeena Brands Inc.,
Stoney Creek Ont.

Same day, different crap.
Same tasters, but switch Red for Oldest daughter. Stoney Creek is the site of a famous ambush of American forces by the Canadians thanks to the warning of Laura Secord and her chocolates. Wow! We won a battle thanks to a hooker! Let it begin:

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P.C. Pilsener


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 03:36:20 AM EST

August 19th in the year of our Lord, may He bless the children, for my oldest daughter graced us with her presence for a tasting, 2004.

P.C. Pilsener,
Whitewater Brewing,
Waterloo, Ont.

(Webmaster's Note, ( The "P.C." in the name used to stand for Presisents Choice. It is now a generic name for a lot of different products and beer is one of them. ))
Because we are greedy swillers we again did a double tasting so it gets a bit confusing with Red only tasting one of them and my oldest tasting the other only. I swear that women do these things just to confuse Me and the Great Web-Spinner Nemsis! Membeers, (yes thats correct, think about it!), and/or guests present were: Nemsis, Liam, Devoid and Pammy, otherwise known as my oldest. Let the rantings and possibly the ravings begin:

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