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Our TastingsFaxe Fest Bock, Danish Bock BeerBy devoid, Section Our Tastings
Faxe Brewery,
Royal Unibrew A/S, Denmark. October the 11th in the year of our Lord, may he bless all you faithful readers of this our weekly gibberish and we hope you get more than just your daily bread, like maybe peanut butter to go with it or jelly for you nut intolerant types, 2007. Tasters present where all the committee except Jack who had to work or some other thing. (216 words in story) Full Story Muskoka Hefe-WeisbierBy devoid, Section Our Tastings
September the 24th in the year of our Lord, may He bless the Apple Growers who provide us with those wonderful, crisp and delicious Cameo Apples, which are far superior to those mushy McIntosh that are so loved by the unwashed masses, 2007.
(Webmaster's note,(Oh, good Lord, What is this bozo on about now. Probably snorting his applejack again. There is no apple in this beer, there is no taste of apple in this beer, and even the original Bozo wouldn't let this clown near a keyboard. Why Me!)) (378 words in story) Full Story Blanche De ChamblyBy devoid, Section Our Tastings
Blanche de Chambly,
Unibroue, Chambly Quebec.
On this the 17th of September in the year of our Lord, may he bless the farmers for they produce the wheat that goes into this the wonderful libation we shared today, 2007. (406 words in story) Full Story Bavaria Original BrewBy scrivener, Section Our Tastings
It is and shall be December the 10th in the year of our Laird, (for you Bubba, you Yankee, Scots type. For the rest of you wannabees, it's Lord), 2006, may he bless you and keep you, for we want nothing to do with supporting and keeping anyone, or blessing for that matter, unless you are one of the chosen few, and those spots are taken up by the august members of this 'Committee', and there are no spots available unless someone becomes incapacitated in some way, (falling down drunk does not count), or some more evil thing befalls one of us, and we all intend to live to be at least 70, so you have a couple more years to wait. I have typers cramp. Waaaah!
The 'beer' of the day was, (should really read: swill, sludge, crap),
Bavaria Original Brew,
Tasters present were the entire 'Committee', plus our esteemed guest Clifford E.,better known as 'Bubba'. (636 words in story) Full Story Innis & Gunn, Oak Aged Beer 6.6%By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
On this, the 3rd day of dazzling December, in the 2006th year of our glorious goddess, and in honour of the 10 leaping Lords of the libation... and especially the 3 esteemed and present in attendance to we 2 lovely, of the ladies dancing, as we frolic in the festivity of this exceptionally sunny Sunday morn.
Innis & Gunn, Oak Aged Beer 6.6%,
As the procurer of this proffering, I shall commence with mine own sage sentiments - noting that I devotedly and dauntlessly searched hither, thither and there to bring and bestow the most beauteous of brews, to be brought forth for blessing by the noblemen and noblewomen of this fine establishment, alike. And lo... I did bow down before them, ready only to arise and accept the predestined praise for which I have for a lifetime prepared - to finally and irrevocably remove the sinfully scandalous stain of the past and "unspeakable" profferings I've presented heretofore, forevermore. The 'Scrivener' on this page is NOT, I repeat NOT Devoid! (695 words in story) Full Story Robert Simpson Confedration AleBy scrivener, Section Our Tastings
January 7th in the year of our Lord may He bless the New Year for we will probably curse it as it's the year of the 'Boar'. 'Piggy' to us, 2007. (Webmasters Note', but pork chops ar a good thing too.)
Robert simpson Confederation Ale, Members present for this tasting were Devoid, Nemsis, Red, Jack and Liam. (228 words in story) Full Story Yankee Jim Honey LagerBy scrivener, Section Our Tastings
November 5th in the year of our Lord, may he bless the tasters of beer, which are us for we have returned without vengeance I might add, for are peace loving folk except for Nemsis who always wants to kill something or other. (Join the NRA for heavens sake). (Webmaster's Note,{I did that years ago, they refuse to teach me to make an atomic bomb using French red wine for the core. I don't know, something about hurting poor defenseless people who can't even do a good job of sinking an unarmed Greenpeace ship even when it's tied to a dock. You figure it out, I can't}, You should be glad we are, or we could send the Nemster to your door dressed as a Gestapo agent smoking a big ciggie in a holder, speaking with a Cherman accent, telling you, that you will like it, we have ways of making you like it! 2006.
Yankee Jim Honey Lager, Members present for this tasting were Devoid, Nemsis and Liam. (361 words in story) Full Story Tiverton Bear Dark LagerBy scrivener, Section Our Tastings
November 15th in the year of our Lord, may he bless the geographically challenged, (where the hell is Tiverton?), 2004.
Tiverton Bear Dark Lager, All members were present for this tasting. (342 words in story) Full Story
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