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Moosehead Pale Ale


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 10:33:07 AM EST

October 11th in the year of our Lord may He Bless the National bird almost to be of the U.S.A. (If Ben Franklin had his way anyhoo), the turkey, for it is Thanksgiving in Canada, 2004. I am doing this pile of gibberish in a new format so bear with me folks.

Moosehead Pale Ale,
Moosehead Brewing Co.,
(Canadas oldest brewing co.)
St. John
New Brunswick

The Tasters of the day were: Me (Devoid), the guy with the white hat, yes it's true I am the good guy, I don't care what Nemsis says I am the good guy, I am aren't I. We will take a poll! All those in favour of me being the good guy, (I write these words, I make the whole world not sing), so if you don't want anymore of these words vote for Duffuss and not me. Just a little note, not meant to sway votes in either direction, but I am writing this just before Hallow-een so is he on the ball or not. NOT! I digress, which is much better than having him undress, but no where near as having Red undress, which is something we all are looking forward to, or backward to if you are so inclined. Wow! The other tasters were: Liam the fish monger and Jack the book binder. So, so, I can't think of anything else to say, so. Oh the hell with it, off we go.

In the beginning God created beer. The End.



Liam:
empty glass, good.
"I like it better than regular Moosehead, which is my normal bar beer. It still has a clean taste like the other, but a bit more flavour and body."
Thank You Sir.
(Webmaster's Note, (It is the same beer. One is on tap, the other is bottled! ))


Nemsis:
1/4 glass, fair.
"Not bad, lots of hop aftertaste. A little thin middle and not enough malt taste. It's a very drinkable beer but with no special distinctive values."
Which pretty much describes you!
(Webmaster's Note, (Just wait until your birthday rolls around. I shall have my revenge!)


Jack:
1/2 glass, average.
"It has no redeeming value. It's drinkable. No body, nothing to it, a bit thin."
Yipe!!! I married her, you can diss her. Off you go then. She doesn't like you any way!
(Webmaster's Note, (About as much as she likes you! ))

Red:
unrated.
"Happy Thanksgiving! I am thankful to be here amongst fine friends even if it is to share this yellow yuckiness. So glad to be back!!!"
Hey your front ain't bad either! Did I write that out loud. Oh Shit I'm a deader man. Two to kill me now!
(Webmaster's Note, ( Ha! I can get my revenge just by NOT editing you! ))


Devoid:
empty glass good.
"I was dying of thirst and along came a Liam with a 24 of beer. Thank you, thank you. Good stuff!"

Stay tuned for next weeks episode which you all know I have already seen, but you haven't! Naaaah!!!  

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