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Uncle Shoe's Self Appointed, Completely Biased, Totally Ambiguous, Mostly Worthless, Absolutely Meaningless and Generally Full of Crap Beer Tasting Committee (Henceforth to be known as "THE COMMITTEE") |
Yankee Jim Honey LagerBy scrivener, Section Our Tastings
November 5th in the year of our Lord, may he bless the tasters of beer, which are us for we have returned without vengeance I might add, for are peace loving folk except for Nemsis who always wants to kill something or other. (Join the NRA for heavens sake). (Webmaster's Note,{I did that years ago, they refuse to teach me to make an atomic bomb using French red wine for the core. I don't know, something about hurting poor defenseless people who can't even do a good job of sinking an unarmed Greenpeace ship even when it's tied to a dock. You figure it out, I can't}, You should be glad we are, or we could send the Nemster to your door dressed as a Gestapo agent smoking a big ciggie in a holder, speaking with a Cherman accent, telling you, that you will like it, we have ways of making you like it! 2006.
Yankee Jim Honey Lager, Members present for this tasting were Devoid, Nemsis and Liam.
 Devoid, (King of all beer tasters): empty glass, good "Since this is the beer I regularly buy, I am definitely biased. 'He likes it, Johnny likes it'. Enough!" Liam: empty glass, good. " Very good first impression, a bit of sweetness. Smooth as it goes down. good enough that I said yes to a second one!" (You creep! Hitting into my private stash!) The man has taste, you have to give him that.  Nemsis: 1/4 glass, fair. (I hate Him!) "fair to middlin' beer. A little muddy flavour, not a clear distinction between hops and malt. I'd drink it again, but I would not go searching for it." (Of course not you clown, it's always available at my house!) (Webmaster's Note, (1/2 glass means I can drink it but would not make a special trip to get it! )) Yes I know. So why did you give it a 1/4 glass? Stay tuned for next weeks episode where Red shrieks, "My God I love this, I just love it! |
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