Devoid:
1/2 glass, Average
"Not much of anything, except a poor aftertaste."


Liam:
1/2 glass, average.
" Well for starters, it's flat from the get go. Very little taste, no nose, and, if one can believe it, it comes in a plastic bottle! It's kind of like flat pop when you've got a cold or a bad stomach, or flu or something, but it doesn't work. 1/2 if generous."
Well said. It's crappy, is what it is.


Red:
1/4, fair-ish.
"Boring is better than bad! No bite, no bitter....not malty, not hoppy...not too much, not too little, and not just right. Not even refreshing. Holly berries on the bottle...very merry Christmasy!!!"
A little early aren't you Shelley? Don't rush it for His sake!!!
(Webmaster's Note, ( Boring is better than bad? I think, when it comes to beer, boring IS bad! ))


Jack:
1/2 glass, average.
"It looks like coke, it pours like coke, it even has the bubbles on the side of the glass like coke. A very dark lager, very mild flavour. I like it."
Notice I didn't capitalize 'coke'. I would have if it were 'Pepsi'!


Nemsis:
1/2 glass, average.
"Sweet, bland. A rather strange aftertaste. Very dark colour. It's not that this is a bad beer, it just has no flavour going for it."
Ah! 1/2 glass means no taste but there is alcohol, right?
(Webmaster's Note, (1/2 glass means I can drink it but would not make a special trip to get it! ))

Stay tuned for next weeks episode when Nemsis and Devoid practice their rendition of 'I'm dreaming of a white Christmas'. What the hell am I talking about??? I must have been dreaming.