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Uncle Shoe's Self Appointed, Completely Biased, Totally Ambiguous, Mostly Worthless, Absolutely Meaningless and Generally Full of Crap Beer Tasting Committee (Henceforth to be known as "THE COMMITTEE") |
Bavaria Original BrewBy scrivener, Section Our Tastings
It is and shall be December the 10th in the year of our Laird, (for you Bubba, you Yankee, Scots type. For the rest of you wannabees, it's Lord), 2006, may he bless you and keep you, for we want nothing to do with supporting and keeping anyone, or blessing for that matter, unless you are one of the chosen few, and those spots are taken up by the august members of this 'Committee', and there are no spots available unless someone becomes incapacitated in some way, (falling down drunk does not count), or some more evil thing befalls one of us, and we all intend to live to be at least 70, so you have a couple more years to wait. I have typers cramp. Waaaah!
The 'beer' of the day was, (should really read: swill, sludge, crap),
Bavaria Original Brew,
Tasters present were the entire 'Committee', plus our esteemed guest Clifford E.,better known as 'Bubba'.
 Nemsis: 3/4 glass, ugh! "Sour smell, nothing else at all. 'nough said." 'Shame on you!' (Webmaster's Note, ( You just can't tell about a beer until you actually try one. )) Liam: 3/4 glass, ugh! "Ugh. Tastes like the first beer I ever had. Not good. Tastes better near the end, having killed my taste buds." 'I don't think I want to know what the first beer you ever had was! In my case it was love at first taste.'  Jack: full, awful "No flavour. Nothing to it. No undertones, no nothing. If all you want is the buzz, easy to guzzle. Like drinking pop." 'Pop to you, our esteemed American friends is a soda. You should not have given it a 'full, awful' if you drank it. 'full, awful', means you couldn't drink it at all. Some peoples wives! sheesh!' Red: 3/4 glass, ugh! 'I feel another cramp coming on!' "The bottle is a glorious green, but that's all I can say that's good about this Bavaria beer, except perchance, that I may have had worse. It doesn't make me gag, but I'm still not going to finish it. Total lack of inspiration."!" 'No alliteration from you means that you hated it, or you were feeling ill, or both.' Bubba: 3/4 glass, ugh! 'What a surprise!' "Naming the beer Bavaria! They dis the province and they should sue for a name change!" 'What is this 'dis' thing? You going for dreadlocks next? I saw the top of your head and that ain't going to happen real soon. No offence.' Devoid: 3/4 glass, ugh! "Pure crap! I can barely drink it. Damn Dutch steal a German Province for their name, why didn't they steal a recipe from the Krauts as well! I can say that, my beloved Dad was one so don't get your lederhosen in a knot!" Stay tuned for next weeks episode: I haven't a clue what will happen next. I may run off and join a brewery somewhere. Of course I couldn't tell anyone or Nemsis would show up at the door with mug in hand and an empty cookie tin!
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