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Uncle Shoe's Self Appointed, Completely Biased, Totally Ambiguous, Mostly Worthless, Absolutely Meaningless and Generally Full of Crap Beer Tasting Committee (Henceforth to be known as "THE COMMITTEE") |
Paulaner SalvatorBy scrivener, Section Our Tastings
August 1st, In the year of our Lord may He Bless lollipops for you have a choice of licking or sucking and that is always a good thing to choose between in this gender confused world, 2004.
Paulaner Salvator, Same members, same bullshit, different beer! Red you always leave a hollow in the tastings so show up next time or else! Nemsis is standing by with his whips and handcuffs and such! Let the short handed debauchery begin!
Nemsis: empty, good. "Not a wheat beer thank God. Very malty, full flavour with a lighter, slightly hoppy flavour." Champion rating. Hey wasn't that the name of Hopalong Cassidys horse or mule or whatever he rode. Ya know 'Hoppy'. Gosh, we are old. Devoid: empty, good. "Unlike the other Munich beers we tasted lately this one was clear. The others where very cloudy! (scrivnersnote: Hell of a profound statement boyo! Have another!) Has a refrershing hoppy aftertaste." At least I showed a bit of lucidness at the end of the page. Help! (Webmaster's Note, ( This is your idea of lucidity? You do need help! )) Liam: empty glass, good. "Discount first taste, after that, another sweetish one. Actually, sweeter than the other." Sweetish huh? I recommend a trip to Europe Liam. Malmo comes to mind. Beautiful blonds with upper where it belongs and lower the same. Wait! Take me with you! (Webmaster's Note, ( It must have been a long day, the comments get more innane as we go along! )) Jack: 1/4 glass, fair. "Nice colour. Doesn't have much head. (scrivners note: there isn't one! I have to live here!) - slight bitter taste which is not bad on a hot day. Thirst quenching. After polishing off most of the bottle, the taste grew on me." It grew on you did it? Sort of like Bruce at a Christmas party. Some people find warts attractive don't they Joann? (Webmaster's Note, ( Are you trying to offend my groupie? Or should that read "stalker"?! )) Stay tuned for our next spate of foolishness when Liam says: 'I filled out that ballot, I really did! and Devoid says I don't have it so you either didn't fill it out or I lost it, which can't be for I am virtually flawless!. |
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