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Paulaner Salvator


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 03:03:53 AM EST

August 1st, In the year of our Lord may He Bless lollipops for you have a choice of licking or sucking and that is always a good thing to choose between in this gender confused world, 2004.

Paulaner Salvator,
Paulander Brauerei,
Munchen, Deutschland

Same members, same bullshit, different beer! Red you always leave a hollow in the tastings so show up next time or else! Nemsis is standing by with his whips and handcuffs and such! Let the short handed debauchery begin!



Nemsis:
empty, good.
"Not a wheat beer thank God. Very malty, full flavour with a lighter, slightly hoppy flavour."
Champion rating. Hey wasn't that the name of Hopalong Cassidys horse or mule or whatever he rode. Ya know 'Hoppy'. Gosh, we are old.


Devoid:
empty, good.
"Unlike the other Munich beers we tasted lately this one was clear. The others where very cloudy! (scrivnersnote: Hell of a profound statement boyo! Have another!) Has a refrershing hoppy aftertaste."
At least I showed a bit of lucidness at the end of the page. Help!
(Webmaster's Note, ( This is your idea of lucidity? You do need help! ))


Liam:
empty glass, good.
"Discount first taste, after that, another sweetish one. Actually, sweeter than the other."
Sweetish huh? I recommend a trip to Europe Liam. Malmo comes to mind. Beautiful blonds with upper where it belongs and lower the same. Wait! Take me with you!
(Webmaster's Note, ( It must have been a long day, the comments get more innane as we go along! ))


Jack:
1/4 glass, fair.
"Nice colour. Doesn't have much head. (scrivners note: there isn't one! I have to live here!) - slight bitter taste which is not bad on a hot day. Thirst quenching. After polishing off most of the bottle, the taste grew on me."
It grew on you did it? Sort of like Bruce at a Christmas party. Some people find warts attractive don't they Joann?
(Webmaster's Note, ( Are you trying to offend my groupie? Or should that read "stalker"?! ))

Stay tuned for our next spate of foolishness when Liam says: 'I filled out that ballot, I really did! and Devoid says I don't have it so you either didn't fill it out or I lost it, which can't be for I am virtually flawless!.  

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