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Wolfgang's German Style Beer


By scrivener, Section Our Tastings
Posted on Wed Sep 05, 2007 at 03:57:10 AM EST

August 19th in the year of our Lord, may He bless the children, for my oldest daughter graced us with her presence for a tasting, 2004.

Wolfgang's German Style Beer,
Brewed for Skeena Brands Inc.,
Stoney Creek Ont.

Same day, different crap.
Same tasters, but switch Red for Oldest daughter. Stoney Creek is the site of a famous ambush of American forces by the Canadians thanks to the warning of Laura Secord and her chocolates. Wow! We won a battle thanks to a hooker! Let it begin:



Nemsis:
1/4 glass, fair.
"A little too sweet for a German style. Has an almost flat taste. It's better than some beers but not by much."
Nothing much to say since I agree.
(Webmaster's Note, ( I had high hopes for this beer and was sorely disapointed. ))


Liam:
1/2 glass, average.
"Not bad."
Okay fine.


Red:
3/4 glass, ugh.
aka: Pammy
"Tastes better than it smells - that's not saying much, as it has an absolutely abominable stench. (Scriveners note: See Nemsis about Yeti!). The taste - a boring brew, slightly sour aftertaste, light malt flavour - nothing remarkable - Oh! nice amber colour. A mosquito might have made it ... . (Scriveners note: fill in this space, as I couldn't read what she wrote!). I know not who brewed this for Skeena Brands Inc., but this recipe leaves much room for improvement. BLECH! (Is that German?). I couldn't finish it....but have had worse."
No Pammy, that's not German. As for tasting better than it smells.....well I'll leave that in your incapable hands oh mighty Web-Crapster!
(Webmaster's Note, ( I can't think of a thing to say! ))


Devoid:
1/4 glass, fair.
" Not a good beer day! This one is not as malty or corny or whatever. More hops - ergo- more bitterness."
(Webmaster's Note, ( Corny? I wouldn't argue, but thats just your style!))

Stay tuned for next weeks episode: The Dynamic Duo go forth to taste, or is three beers in an hour considered impaired driving?  

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